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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon finally touches grass (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to guess at "Incel excuses for not getting laid."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And bathed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Talking with some female friends the bar for men is so incredibly low. Trim your hair, bathe regularly, brush your teeth and be non-creepy and you're already in the top 50% or so

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, and wear clean clothes. That raises the bar a smidge.