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Glass Antenna Turns Windows Into 5G Base Stations - IEEE Spectrum (spectrum.ieee.org)

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns

Edit: Apparently that wasn't obvious enough. This is really cool.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

recital carrots

And I suddenly really want to play piano

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

recital carrots

I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

Brb, I’m gonna try something…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol i actually meant that. I don't use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You clearly don't do conspiracy well, do you?

It's common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It's for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!

/s (just in case)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there's lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I'm erect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.