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For me "How long could I get away with driving like an ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE all the time before I lost my licence or had an accident." Speed limits, red lights, stop signs... forget them all. Every day I have to drive sensibly and obey the law because without my licence I dont have a job, and every day I see at least one person driving like an absolute moron and I wonder...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the power to smell like dogs

I know how it was meant, but imagine a new X-men hero who has only the ability to smell like a wet dog. That's some Deadpool level of absurdity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I think I sat next to him on the bus once

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was imagining a human who is constantly shoving his face in other people's butts and crotches for a good sniff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, the worlds greatest detectsniff.