this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up
what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?
a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though
Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. ^please^ ^don't^ ^do^ ^this^
losing the user manual is a bitch
Deaf! Dumb! Blind?
But she sure plays a mean pinball.