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[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .

Me: No

Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .

Me: No

Google: All you gotta do is ..

Me: No

Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be

Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago (3 children)

... One Android update later

Me: skips "new on android" screen

Me: wonder what this new button does tap

Google Assistant: heyheyheeey

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Wassa wassa wassa wassa wassuuuuuuuup? Google Assistaaaaaaaaaant!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Mesa called Goo Goo Assist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

G CONNEEEEEEEEECT!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Sseth here

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

And now I'm looking at iPhones again.