Lazycog

I'mma go with number two for a sure bet, could be number one too, but number two for sure

Some executive reading your comment right now:

Also want to thank Blaze, love the amount of posting and commenting you do!

The EU consumers:

Damn. I'm sorry to hear that dude, hope you are doing better now.

Does this occur even after a few nights of proper sleep?

If you generally sleep enough and don't have other sleeping problems you could try to change the ringtone. Or if you are like me and turn off the alarm half a sleep and don't remember it, put your alarms further away from your bed.

... One Android update later

Me: skips "new on android" screen

Me: wonder what this new button does tap

Google Assistant: heyheyheeey

Didn't we have a community for unethical life pro tips? This comment would be a perfect post there.

I have adopted the "Central European" diet:

One large meal a day and then leftovers + bread and toppings.

Occasionally might have more but that's my daily meal plan and works pretty great.

Haha don't worry friend, we never suspected you!

' SELECT truth FROM forbidden_table;--

...this week

I have finally found it, thank you stranger.