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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Have protected sex even if you only have access to non-biodegradable condoms, getting antibiotic resistant chlamydia isn’t going to save the planet.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Also from an environmental perspective, having a child is about the worst thing you can do compared to...using a fucking condom lmao.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Vasectomy

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't recommend this highly enough if you're never planning on having a kid or if you're done having kids. I am a huge weenie when it comes to medical procedures and mine was super simple. I was sore for a few days, did my follow up, and that was it.

I still use condoms because of STDs but I never have to worry about accidentally having a kid if a condom breaks.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's the bees knees when you're married - cream pies all day, every day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I hear ya

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not to mention your wife's boyfriend will buy you a Nintendo Switch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One baby can go through 6,000 diapers until potty trained.

One condom vs 6,000 diapers. I think your right about the condom doing less damage to the environment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Just use the washable ones, made from organic cotton. Lower environmental impact, shorter time until potty trained as well on average. Still not as good as not putting extra people on the planet though 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

kill the baby.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Wellll

If it kills you early, it is certainly good on the climate

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Chlamydia and all other stds are biodegradable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

or just be a based virgin and don't have sex. That would've been the funny answer.