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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But is he alive or dead in that box?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

yes, and also he is the armchair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wait til we get started about Sonic.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

shut up, Brian

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Or he could just really like family guy