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Also, could we encase the whole thing in plastic? (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The lunchables seems like a dystopian food stuff created by a team of psychopaths.

What if we made all of the food crappy, added extra preservatives and maybe a little bit of lead?

The Romans added led to their drinks it must have been delicious or something! ~Kraft food scientists probably

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the meeting went like this:
"So, we sell these products by their weight, why don't we add something heavy in there just to boost profits?"