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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Why does my treadmill want my email address? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

to exploit you. not being exploited at a molecular level is boomer shit.

now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?

Does email work or do you have a mailing address? I'll spit in a cup and send that to you if I need to but I'd rather not have to go to the post office.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

do you have like a cloud storage with at least 1TB? if not, we're gonna have to sneakernet this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I lack that much cloud storage, I'll see if I can track down a station wagon I can fill up with tapes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I very much appreciate this. I mean, you are proving that you're not an old, but I won't be sure until you do it.