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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (3 children)

More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Italian crust, front lines drenched in the marinara of the fallen

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Those blue guys don't even make the top 20 deadliest jobs