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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Polar bears don't find food as readily as Grizzly bears. If a Grizzly hesitates on a salmon, it'll find another salmon.

If a Polar hesitates on a penguin, it could starve.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your point is correct, but for accuracy’s sake penguins live in the Antarctic and polar bears live in the Arctic.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

So it’s really unlikely they’ll get a second one in time

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

That'd make penguin an exotic delicacy,

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Gotcha so the idea is they’re just gonna give it a shot and try to eat you, regardless, because the stakes, they are high?

To be fair, in a moral sense, they should absolutely try and eat every human they can get their claws on; we have done a bang up job on making their habitat and food sources disappear.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Their habitat has also shrunk so much, and their population dwindled so much, that they have gotten fairly inbred and that is causing more aggression and insanity.

There is also a female polar that keeps breeding with grizzlies, and those offspring are consistently more aggressive and dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Inbreeding causing aggression.

Cross-breeding causing aggression.

Dammit biology

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

There is also a female polar that keeps breeding with grizzlies

what do those look like? light brown but still big af?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

because the stakes, they are high?

I also heard it's because a typical polar bear has never encountered anything that moves that isn't food.

So they don't have any mental category for "moving things on the ice I should flee from" or even "moving things on the ice that isn't totally delicious".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

because the stakes, they are high?

I guess it depends on how much you smoked that day.