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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

its theorized that's why human penises are also shaped the way they are

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Huh... This whole time I've just been using my tongue.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

This implies that there's some sort of evolutionary advantage to getting sloppy seconds. I don't know how I feel about that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, so that's why it's such a turn on, it's evolutionary advantage!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No that's the gay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If being gay (not bi) is so obviously an evolutionary disadvantage, how does it exist in humans and animals in statistically significant numbers?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turns out there may be more to this evolution thing than 'first past the post'. Non-reproductive members of a species can help other members of the species to survive.
Essentially it's not about getting "my genes" into the next generation, it's really about getting the genes of "my species" into the next generation, and beyond.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/B9780124201903000302

https://theconversation.com/homosexuality-may-have-evolved-for-social-not-sexual-reasons-128123

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That makes a lot of sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because we like it and liking things is reason to live.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It doesn't matter how long you live if you have no offspring. It feels like, statistically, gay people really shouldn't exist. Yet here we are.

Hi, it's me, the strangely existing gay person!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Species survive not just as individuals, but as groups.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And long, long, long may you exist and be happy, NikkiDimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Live long, prosper, and be gay (and do crime)! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OK. May your life be full of love and... er, ... satisfaction.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Benny Benassi kind?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, whatever floats your boat, gets you going, rings your bell, dings your dong, pops your champagne cork, whatever bangs your drum, tinkles your tonkles, whatever gets into your groove and whatever, quite frankly, bedazzles your vajazzle or spurts your spunk. That kind of satisfaction. Just so we're clear. Hope that answers your question.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All of the yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Okay. I floated my boat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We are animals, monogamy is not a part of humanity like it is in penguins.
Our penises reshaped over millenia of orgies just to get all the other guys cum out. We are sluts of the animal world, like rabbits

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone loves a good underdog story.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone loves a good raw dog story.

ftfy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It implies that there were enough guys getting sloppy seconds for dick shape to give a reproductive advantage.

While it could have been from a lot of free love in the ancient past, I suspect it's more likely much darker than that and the evolution of cuckolds is intertwined.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Well, do you think women consent was at thing back in the early days of homo sapiens?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Yes I do. Do I think every sex was consensual? No. Do I think at least 1% of women had at one point consented to sex? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nah poligamy were just the norm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Polyamory is the word you're looking for polygamy assumes marriage

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

oh, i didn't knew that thanks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

However "-amory" implies romantic relationships. We're talking sexual interactions, not love.

When discussing animal social behaviours, "polygamy" is used.

https://www.britannica.com/science/polygamy-animal-behavior

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They do be shaped the way that they are

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ducks have a screw, cats have barbs, dogs have like, a stopper that blocks other humpers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Harpoon penis