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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

NGL I'm kind of hoping that Jack isnt a closet MAGA asshole. Ill take a benign capitalist motive over that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Oh, I don’t think he’s MAGA, I think he’s just entirely too worried about his acting career and threw Kyle under the bus without a second thought. Kyle just said what occurred to him in the moment and rather than backing Kyle, Jack just turned weasel.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

He supports Biden, but not his best friend.

Goddamn it, JB. Just goddamn.