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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait! Isn't sobriety unamerican...going off what I have observed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It certainly is at a sports event

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And lets be clear, its ANY sports event. My 2nd grade catholic school soccer games were just an excuse for the parents, coaches included, to get plastered. The church probably pulled in more money at the concession stand than at the donation plate.