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Handjob afterwards
I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.
something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs
Meh that's an old fake story.
The guy from Whitest Kids You Know on the other hand, he fell off a balcony after successfully giving himself a blowie.
Worth it
Dude was a sexual powerhouse. Rip
yeah iirc his will asked to be identified as "local sexpot" in the obituary.
Is that actually real? Googled it and I found the accident, but nothing about autofellatio
He did fall from a balcony. His fellow wkuk cast members said he died sucking his own dick as their way of honoring him with humor.
https://youtu.be/glDqt6K7_D8
Lol I forgot about drowning in his own cum.
I give those guys so much respect for going through with honoring him like that. Not many people would actually do that after a close friend dies.
Pythons showing respect for Graham Chapman's ashes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9bcx_LZMs
yeah it's probably bollocks but people of a...certain vintage can't think of stories of sucking oneself off without making the link to big Brian himself.
Yes. Here's a lovely song explaining it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE