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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’d like to buy a bagel with cash.

Would you like your cash bagel toasted?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cash money, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dollars or Euro?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter. It all tastes the same.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Euro has that nice plasticky mouth feel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So do at least two different kinds of dollars.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coins or notes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you like it crunchy