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What song you can't believe you were singing as a kid and nobody stopped you? (fedia.io)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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In my case I'll say either Bloodhound Gang's The Bad touch or Aqua's Barbie Girl.

I mean.. what the hell is "hanky panky".

But for bonus points, I did also sing "take a walk on the wild side~" with no flying clue what "giving head" was supposed to be.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’m sorry for violating your criteria, but…

6th grade, gym class, we are all doing this new thing called “aerobics” and that hot new song on the radio is playing. The song with the chorus “My angel is a centerfold”.

Then again, that’s the year we had sex-ed, so we kids knew that adults sexually lusted after each other, so … 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the gym teacher would play Mambo # 5 all the time... a song about boinking a different woman every day of the week.

Oh god, unrelated but more cringe school song memories: Assembly before high school prom introduced the football team for some reason.

To... let the bodies hit the floor, followed by I Stand Alone, which does not make any fucking sense as football is a team sport.

Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That would be 'Centrefold' by J. Geils Band