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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You touch your bare shit covered ass?

Yes, absolutely, and then I proceed to wash my hands because I'm not a Neanderthal

it might look and sound barbaric but it feels amazibg

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm only kidding about the barbarism; any use of any bidet elevates people above others. You are likely sophisticated, intelligent and attractive for simply removing the chance of "swamp ass" completely out of the equation, regardless of your methods.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I’ve got a menthol minty butt soap. For the small price of washing myself I get a refreshing, lingering blast of arctic freshness on those hot ‘n humid downstairs jungle days. It may still get swampy, but for a few extra moments- it’s glorious.