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[โ€“] [email protected] 150 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The trumpanzees would lose their fucking minds. Trump could choke to death on Putin's dick on live TV and it'd still be pitched as some kind of deep-state hit job.

There would likely be a lot of violence.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The conspiracy theory would be like in Killer Elite with Jason Statham, but this time in the bathroom instead of a special floor tile hammer, seal team 6 with a penis hammer.

(PS: I tried to google a harmless penis hammer fun picture for illustration reasons, but holy fuck, whats wrong with some people, sounding, nailing, smashing, ... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ).