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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 166 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I'd vote for ToS era Pike over Trump. I'd vote for a candidate who only communicates via ouija board over Trump. I'd vote to not have a president for 4 years before I'd vote for Trump.

It's crazy that Trump can get convicted of fraud, be found liable for sexual assault, promise to abuse presidential power to get revenge against those who cross him, actively undermine both national and global security, promise to round up millions and put them into camps, attempt to overthrow the election and refuse to not try it again, and so on, and his side is still so loyal they'll wear solidarity diapers for him.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm so down for ouija board prez.

Ouija board prez 'channeling' FDR: T-A-X-T-H-E-R-I-C-H-Goodbye

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

He is like a cult's leader, they can do no wrong. People's belief in him is unflappable.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd vote for a candidate who only communicates via ouija board over Trump.

Give it a few months

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe they can settle for one of those wheelchair computers that tracks your eyes looking at the letters.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I’d rather have an empty chair than Trump.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd vote to not have a president for 4 years before I'd vote for Trump.

And now I'm curious how many things depend on having a president at all, and what his role is, by design, in the US and other countries.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Cabinet and federal appointments are the big thing. That's why I'll take Biden over Trump. I'm not just voting for him, I'm voting for the 4000 jobs in energy, health, labor, transportation, etc. to be run by Democrats, liberals, and qualified people.

Trump, and project 2025 plan to fill all those roles with right wing nutjobs who will do anything to please the right. On top of those 4000, they'd expand the presidential appointment power to fire up to 45% of the federal workforce. Meteorologist who said the hurricane won't hit Alabama? GONE! Doctor who said injecting bleach was a bad idea? FIRED!

I'll take anyone who won't put Project 2025 in motion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Didn't we have a ouija board as a president back when Nancy's psychic was running the show?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No, you fools, the divine spirits of the stars are different than ghosts!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Might be a cool (edit: or probably cringy, given current democrats) meme campaign, listing all the things that are better than Trump one by one. You could have a new one every day until the election day easily.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You realistically could name 100 per day and still not run out of ammo.