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Anon gives back (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am not quite sure what the joke is about, could you explain? Those helmets seem to be used for preventing injuries in case of health conditions like epilepsy, but I can't make a connection at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're saying OP is slow and the helmet is there to prevent them from hurting themselves in the future.

OP isn't paying for the order, they're ordering over the phone for local pickup, which means they'd pay when they arrive. And OP isn't going to the store for pickup...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, the last part I got, the first part looks like a bit of a stretch, but thanks I'll think about it