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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

The next step, though, is rather... tricky. Few make it past it with their... shall we say... virtue, intact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Instructions unclear

fries bacon dirt...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Hey, at least it isn't vagina bacon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I'm scared..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hey, at least it wasn't Jolly Ranchers...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven't actually felt that "Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something" feeling in a LONG time!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I was thinking punk band name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've been doing this for a while and it's literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn't a good thing.