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[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (2 children)

coast guard should fine him for littering the sea with plastic garbage. If he wants to die in the ocean he should do it like everyone else

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Sorry, how does everyone else die in the ocean?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More of a pffffffslllumphooom - BOOOMph.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I believe that was the joke

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Being seduced by sirens of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

They identify as shark food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe he had a box for trash?