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Daemon calls kill -9 on children (slrpnk.net)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I laugh because this is funny but then I think, oh god what if she's serious and now there's going to be a twitter campaign to remove satanic language in tech.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago

we will just rename them to orphans and then all of a sudden they won't give a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh please, I don't need Satan as an excuse to sacrifice children.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is someone I can get behind!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Better do pull out gun