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What is a command you accidentally taught your pet? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My goldendoodle puppy doesn't ever want to come back inside. I told my beagle "go get your sister" as I tried rounding up the puppy. Now when I say "go get your sister" the beagle runs to the puppy and baits her into chasing him into the house.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a cat that would run away if you said, "what do you think you're doing, sir?"

Most of the time he was actually getting himself into trouble. His fave thing was stealing slices of pizza, taking them to my room, eating all the cheese, then leaving the soggy, saucy crust right in the doorway. I stepped on it every goddamn time. Idek how he stole the pizza to begin with!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha! If time isn't linear, it's quite possible that I am your cat reincarnated or vice versa.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If we’re talking parallel universes I too may be his cat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe we're all his cat because we're all just one consciousness differently experiencing itself countless times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Advaita Vedanta with cat as Brahman. I could get behind this as a worldview.