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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I have a bad feeling it refers to suicide.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'd believe it. 4chan's primary purpose is inventing new ways to refer to suicide

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I thought it was Roblox

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

TikTok invents euphemisms.

4chan invents new bullying methods

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I’m trying to invent a new one myself, but it’s not gaining any traction.

Example use: “You’re never going to defeat my build in PvP, you might as well dial 988.”

It only applies to the USA tho.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I've heard them call it, "commiting neckrope" before. I guess this is the next stage in the phrase evolution.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe he’s thinking getting into shibari will help him find a partner? Nah it’s 4chan they don’t encourage each other to learn how to interact with people and develop social hobbies, they drive themselves and each other to suicide

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

better than my thought. let's hope its suicide.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh ho? And what were you thinking?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, can't think of much worse than telling someone to commit suicide, but I'm also not very creative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

so, these are also the semen retention guys, right? 'cum has magic powers' and all that? I assumed something related.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

yeah heres hoping it was just about suicide.