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[–] [email protected] 131 points 8 months ago (4 children)

So you're saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He's definitely up to something.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Frakkin' toasters.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Brave little guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Who knows when it'll decide controlled fire isn't enough anymore

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Only if it goes to space. It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It won't become sentient in your kitchen.

Clearly, you've never seen me attempt to cook..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.

But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yes.

Better query: Should you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Love technology connections