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Even paper glows (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Soon: All ballpoint pens have a microscopic tracking code embossed into the ball like a stamp.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Switch out the pen every other line to keep the forensic team guessing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crayons become the default.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Instruction unclear, stocked up on crayons and got raided by the fbi for suspicion of wrongdoing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Switch to felt tip or fountain pens (microdots in the ink!)