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Get a 3D printer, attach a pen to the extruder and use it as a plotter.
Soon: All ballpoint pens have a microscopic tracking code embossed into the ball like a stamp.
Switch out the pen every other line to keep the forensic team guessing
Crayons become the default.
Instruction unclear, stocked up on crayons and got raided by the fbi for suspicion of wrongdoing.
Switch to felt tip or fountain pens (microdots in the ink!)