this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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I would watch this...
"Computer, transport the core to the where the other highly irradiated vessels are, and then record a subspace message to a Starfleet radiation containment team. Message follows: 'Help, there is a core breach. Sincerely, Geordie'"
Hmm, that sounds too formal...
"Stardate 12.34-65,
Hey, You around?"
As a starship engineer
I want the leaking core reactor contained
So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning
-- Acceptance criteria:
When a properly trained technician
Goes in the engineering bay
With the following equipment: a Geiger counter
He should detect readings on the background level
-- See you all at the next sprint planning