this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would watch this...

"Computer, transport the core to the where the other highly irradiated vessels are, and then record a subspace message to a Starfleet radiation containment team. Message follows: 'Help, there is a core breach. Sincerely, Geordie'"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmm, that sounds too formal...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Stardate 12.34-65,
Hey, You around?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As a starship engineer

I want the leaking core reactor contained

So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning

-- Acceptance criteria:

When a properly trained technician

Goes in the engineering bay

With the following equipment: a Geiger counter

He should detect readings on the background level

-- See you all at the next sprint planning