this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As a starship engineer

I want the leaking core reactor contained

So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning

-- Acceptance criteria:

When a properly trained technician

Goes in the engineering bay

With the following equipment: a Geiger counter

He should detect readings on the background level

-- See you all at the next sprint planning