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Kid: "Mom, can we have Linux?"
Mom: "We have Linux at home!"
Linux at home:
Instead of daemons, it's angels.
Angaels*
I knew the Irish were involved!
No, it's church services
https://pudge.net/jesux/
Jesux, the distribution that will not lead you into temptation
Just port TempleOS for modern architecture and use that, you filthy heathen
I wonder if there's anything doing actual production written in Holy C.
Mental illness, and, you know, the whole God thing aside, Terry Davis was one dedicated motherfucker. As crude as templeOS is, the shit he did to create it is pretty impressive.
I'm too afraid to install it for fear of bursting into flames tho.
Very brilliant, very sick man.
https://github.com/Zeal-Operating-System/ZealOS
HOW DARE YOU REMOVE JEEBUS FROM MAH OS!!!! SINNER!!!!
I actually 100% support this. Let's make sure every church only uses HTTP and does not hash their passwords.
After all...what do they have to hide?
I once met someone back in school (eons ago) that was both a devout Born-again Christian and wildly enthusiastic Linux user. I once remarked that I personally witnessed him convert more people to Linux than Christianity.
Stupid teenage me didn't mean to come of as so savage, but judging by the look on his face, I think that broke him a little. :(
Commands are now called prayers and must end in "amen" or God will rm -rf your files.