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[–] [email protected] 109 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Gorilla might come at you because fuck you. Mamba is scared shitless of you.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, just stay out in the open away from places a snake might hide so that you don't accidentally scare one, and the Mambas should be fine.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah my son has gotten really into snakes. They reallly just want you to leave them alone. Good thing too since they can move at 12 mph

[–] [email protected] 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

12mph is coincidentally the speed my bowels would empty if I saw a black mamba coming at me at that speed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Amateur, I can make my bowels empty faster than 12 mph in recreational settings.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There are hidden hallways behind the shops, if you can get back there the gorilla won't ever find you. Hell go to the elevator or a bathroom and just chill for a day.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gorillas are some sneaky motherfuckers. That's the first place they'll hide waiting for you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

A gorilla is just five five drop bears in a fucking trench coat and you can't prove me wrong.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Stop at the CinnaBon first then. Throw a roll and run away.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

That's terrible! You just don't mess with a person's sweetroll...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They may be, but it's still terrifying to find out one was sleeping in your bed springs after you found one on your windowsill the night before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.