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It's rude to stare (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

My friend forgot to bring a water bottle when we stayed at his parent's cabin so he attempted to clean a small bottle of vegetable oil to bring on a hike instead

He vomited later that night

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

a small bottle of vegetable

Was 'vegetable' intended to be an adjective for an omitted word here? I can't think of many vegetables which come in bottles...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Vegetable oil*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That was the jar of poisoned vegetables, what kind of jabroni doesn't know that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It was given to them by some queen dressed as a witch