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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

To be fair stop drop and roll is still good advice. You just don't find yourself on fire that often.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

In fact, it's a good thing that we never have to use Stop Drop & Roll ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The one time I did find myself on fire, I completely forgot about stop, drop, and roll. Instead I ran until I stumbled on the hillside, then shouted "am I still on fire?"

Aaand that story is why I no longer fucks with charcoal grills.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Caught my pants on fire from a welding spark and by the time I noticed, it was most of my leg on fire. Didn't even think to stop drop and roll, I just took off my pants.

Couple of points of advice:

  1. Don't wear frayed clothing while welding.

  2. Fire can't be seen through certain welding masks. If you feel warm, lift the fucking mask.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait you managed to light yourself on fire with a CHARCOAL grill?

Did you put accelerant on it for some reason?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I certainly did haha