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Anon tightly groups her shots (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or a really shite job

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle