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[–] [email protected] 166 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)

Why would you connect your washing machine to WiFi in the first place? Like legitimate question.

[–] [email protected] 294 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because water is held in cloud storage

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

::slow clap::
Well played, friend. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 144 points 10 months ago (7 children)

To get notifications when your laundry is done.

As someone with adhd, I could see it being super helpful for me.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Fair point, I didn't think of that. Any IoT device gets put in the "naughty" vlan and 99% of their outgoing requests goes straight to /Dev/null

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

I do the same thing. All they're allowed to talk to is Home Assistant except for when I allow internet access to update firmware.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I need to set up my VLANs 🥺

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Its saved my skin once when my retard cousin connected his malware infected laptop to my "I domt control this device" network. Only other thing on the network was my work laptop that has a ton of security on it. More than I even have on my stuff. So it lit up like a Christmas tree and commited suicide. Get a ping from my boss asking what the fuck I downloaded lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My dryer is as dumb as they come. It just beeps like a motherfucker until I open the door, which is pretty effective.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

My 'smart' LG washer/dryer plays a jaunty little tune when done. Even on max volume it's difficult to hear. I miss my old dumb machines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

See, mine makes absolutely zero noise when done, which isn't a good thing for me. But, I'd be more likely to build my own smart system (probably a flow sensor on the drain).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or light sensor, monitoring machine's lights.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I’ve found vibration sensing to be the easiest.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

An alarm could likely help you accomplish the same thing without the wifi-connected washing machine.

Whatever works for you works for you, though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Likely an alarm needs to be set every time, a notification of finished load is likely automatic.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Yup, I have alarms in my phone for this. Adhd means I'll forget to set that alarm most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

An alarm could likely help you accomplish the same thing without the wifi-connected washing machine.

This is only true if every load takes exactly the same amount of time. Modern machines have more sensors to adjust things like water level and spin times. Very often now I start my washer and the time will drop from 1 hour depending on how much is in the machine.

Plus, the alarm is easy to dismiss and forget about. An actual notification on my phone isn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Well, you don't necessarily need to deal with the laundry the second the machine is ready - if you merely set the alarm to be the approximate maximum time, you're probably going to be fine with the laundry spending half an hour or so sitting wet in the machine.

If the alarm is easy to dismiss, then perhaps a reminder app could be of use. I frequently use Google Tasks with a time for the tasks to cope with everyday life, which sends a notification at the specified time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have an lg machine with notifications… it’s very helpful.

We have two young kids, laundry is constant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Reminders to run the tub wash cycle are helpful, or when airflow is bad, etc

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

FWIW I accomplish this with a zigbee outlet on the washer and dryer (dryer is gas, so it's not a 50a circuit). It has stats on power consumption and I have a home assistant sensor set up so that when it drops below a threshold for a period of time, it counts the washer/dryer as off and notifies me.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't have to be connected to the cloud for that, except if you do your laundry when you're not home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

For the way modern stuff works, it does. If you want notifications that don't chew through battery life on Android or notifications at all on iOS, then it needs to go through the respective notification services.

We /could/ design ways that this wouldn't be an issue and entirely local push notifications could be a thing. But it's not how your devices work today.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Three letter agencies want to read your notifications so we have to have a centralised service

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah ben tabarnak.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Its a good reason to allow wifi but there is no reason for you to receive such a notification unless your home to act on it, otherwise your better of receiving the notification once your phone reconnect with your homes wifi.

Wifi isnt the same as internet.

There is sometimes but rarely a good reason for those same decides to connect to the public web. They are much more secure if everything stays local.

The prime reason companies claim they need internet so you can set up things like stop heat when i am not home…. But guess what, if my phone isnt activity at home connecting to wifi, my home server can figure it out on its own, no cloud required.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So I actually have one that does.
I get notifications when laundry is done.
I get a notification when I need to do routine maintenance like change filters, or refill the detergent. (It has a built-in jug and dispenser) I can send it settings via the app, which is easier than via the built in controls. (It has things like extra rinse, wash times for different rinses, and steaming and stuff). It's not impossible to do via the interface, but it's a bit easier via the phone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The one I had also sent me a notification if the clothes were too humid after the drying cycle, so I could add more minutes to it. That was a Samsung tho

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Joke Answer: Just ask Pied Piper about their fridges.


Non-Joke Answer:

Not personally owned washers of course:

I live in a set of apartments and we have a laundry room and the quarter slots have been removed entirely and now you have to pay for your laundry with an app and Bluetooth.

In other words, it could be fucking worse and you might not have a choice because your landlords don't give a shit about poor people (who may not have a device capable of running the app).


EDIT: The bonus? The notifications on when your laundry is done don't even work properly and are consistently wrong. I still just set a timer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Thats wild. We had laundry cards.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd be ripping that app apart and patching it to skip the payment step.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They make you make an account tied to your email, and it authenticates your account each time it connects. I've already done a teensy bit of network peeking at it, but I'm not savvy enough to try to be bypassing authentication.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You mentioned it was using Bluetooth to communicate with the actual machine so I'm assuming they are not directly connected to the internet in any way? If that's correct then it's just a case of understanding the Bluetooth comms which is probably some basic BLE stuff they put together by tweaking the sample code from the BLE chip manufacturer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have an LG washer/dryer. With the app you can add downloaded cycle programs. And you can just have one at the time, and there are two cycles I sometimes swap between. It also gives me a notice when it needs to be cleaned and it has smart diagnostics when something goes wrong. And of course delayed start via app and notification when the wash is done. So there are some benefits, but I still hate it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Those do sound useful. Hook it up to home assistant and send all its external requests to the DNS void.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have mine in hass... the integration is cloud dependant.

Edit: The stuff I can do in with it in HASS is great though. I can only hope that someone figures out how to skip the cloud requirement all together like they did with some other stuff that I use.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Home assistant usually doesn't work as a backend for smart appliances like that, just as a frontend that connects to the same stuff that your smartphone app connects to. It communicates with the appliance through the original cloud service, so you can't take it entirely offline.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Not that this covers many cases, but a lot of appliances are running touch screens and a lack of non-visual indicators. Blind people could benefit from having an app with a screen reader to run the machine. Of course, this is just a patch for a problem which shouldn't have existed in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I don't have a wifi active washing machine, but I have a dryer on wifi, and to answer your question, I have ADHD and frequently forget there's even laundry. Like as a concept.

So I turned on my dryer's wifi and now when it's done, I get a notification. Which allows me to come downstairs and fold what's in there (and put the stuff from the washer into the dryer).

Before I would turn on the dryer (and washer) and then have go wash clothes again because they went sour on me. So wasteful! Made me ashamed! Hopefully I won't go blind to dryer notifications...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Legitimately, I want one exclusively so I can get told the wash is done and then I can put it on for an extra spin all from the pub round the corner from my house and then arrive home just as it's finishing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

So you can get a notification when it's done, I imagine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

So I never would have bothered. We built a new house and the set we got came with Wi-Fi (not a feature I cared about) and it was actually really helpful to have notifications. I have a family and kids and they don't always watch when things are done. So now I can catch when cycles are done as sensor cycles can be highly variable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Is it compatible with Home Assistant? Then maybe.