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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Because FREEDOM!

Eagle screams in the background

ETA: Fires guns "YEEHAW!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

FYI: eagles don't really scream. That fake scream from movies/tv, etc. is from a red tailed hawk.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know, but I had to be as stereotypical as possible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not enough guns and yeehaw noises. 3 out of 10.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That response loses you another point. Should've threatened to bring in the cavalry!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I'm too Canadian for this, sorry!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

It's easier to get a recording of a hawk that never shuts up. Eagles let out a screech too, but not often. Try stealing a fish from a bald eagle. Bring a tape recorder...and some bandages.