z500

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Look again, it actually says Dempster

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why does he look like he's announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

How the hell are you supposed to exit that?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Similar to hump-catting

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I've found my people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart

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