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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

That would be so cool if shit wasnt so fucking expensive

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

It’s pretty much the same thing for butt plugs and drug dealers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This is some serious Siskoposting

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I suspect OP has been getting reverse tattoos, where they make designs by harvesting your blood for ink

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

did you know that he was a fire for the 9/11 fighters?

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