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IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

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I, too, crave sauce without borders

The problem with these charts is that it all varies so much from person to person. I would put the entirety of the waist to the back of the knees as red. Nothing sucked to me as much as the back of the thighs and butt.

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

That would be so cool if shit wasnt so fucking expensive

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

It’s pretty much the same thing for butt plugs and drug dealers

Of course