whodrankarnoldpalmer

Not everyone’s American, kid.

This tracks.

Cool. Enjoy doing a little march once a month on a Saturday if the weather is nice, after getting the proper permits of course

I can’t possibly be doing the jerkoff gesture any harder than I’m doing it right now.

Yes, destroy families and end careers. And that’s to START WITH.

“Oh dear, don’t upset the Nazi sympathizers- they might have no choice but to become Nazis.”

Stop.

No way he’d ever do such a thing. I know a guy who said they saw him at a party in Pittsburgh at the time of the shooting.

I was banned for “showing extreme indifference” when that really funny thing happened to the health care CEO

Some day we’re all going to wake up to the news that he stroked out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake

This week’s Behind the Bastards about Jim Caviezel is hilarious.

Anyone throw a punch? Get arrested? No? All right, at this point, you’re complicit.

Literally how? He’s never seen a single consequence that mattered.

Not enough. The others aren’t sufficiently scared- do not give them a moment of peace