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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

In my town they get blown into piles by the wind and end up clogging all the storm drains, so the town is pretty strict on clearing leaves from your yard.

I compost mine over the winter, and then I have fresh fertilizer for trees in the spring. But most people just have a dozen trash bags in their yard until garbage day. Too bad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Obligatory Poe’s Law mention, since Lenny seems to have agreed that it’s important.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you for realizing the error of your ways

Eagle screech

(also /s in case that wasn’t clear)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I spent far too long looking at properties on that site before remembering that I don’t even live on the same continent as those properties.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

There are ads in the VPN app? I have never seen an ad on any Proton service, except for occasional emails or banners around upgrading my subscription.

Then again, I’ve been a premium subscriber for a while now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We’re pressing words here. I can’t think of a way to do that without a mangled heap of PHP, can you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think the average family’s net worth is a negative number, so you’re technically right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A glorious Silicon Valley reference.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

needs to look closer at what's on their screen

IT guy here. The number of tickets I could close with this as the root cause.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

recital carrots

I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

Brb, I’m gonna try something…

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