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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (12 children)

oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns

Edit: Apparently that wasn't obvious enough. This is really cool.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

recital carrots

I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.

Brb, I’m gonna try something…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol i actually meant that. I don't use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.

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