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damn - you just connected some obvious dots for me. The reacher character is their gravy seals fantasy personified.

manager here. I'm just a jerry. I kept crawling, and it kept working. I don't like it any more than you.

Pretty sure that's every generation in relation to the next: https://arapahoelibraries.org/blogs/post/generational-blame-a-brief-history/

You think you're... you're BETTER than me?! Huh?!

If you want to investigate gaping holes on the internet, you could skip the camera and go straight to pornhub

Woah.

Parcour!

I prefer shrooms

They stay inside drinking milk and painting the walls brown while being a closet drunk who hides their liquor in the toilet tank, obviously.

This joke was funny half a score and a fortnight ago.

I like your wishlist! The fact nobody mentions that the devil still lives among us is sad. I hope he gets accidentally castrated by a dull knife in times square during the live NYE broadcast.