tygerprints

I'm the person who, when they say the plate is hot, I always have to grab it to find out for myself. I don't think my chances for immortality are too good.

I have the same thing. Sort of. I mean I don't make the first move because of crippling social anxiety also, and I hate to say it, but it just gets worse when you get older.

The only good thing is, as you get older you stop worrying about it as much. You develop a more "it is what it is" attitude about everything.

"Pan" sexual!! GAWRF HAR HAR HAR HARRRRFFFF!!! It's funny because it's true.

Hmmm. I WASN'T attracted to plates until I saw this post. I wonder what would happen if I touched it with my penis.

Waiter: Sir please don't do that in here, this is Chucky Cheese.

Me: Then why aren't there signs saying not to do it.

Lobsterkey. Deliciously offputting and brillianty difficult to eat.

Wait I think I see two micro dots on that guys chest. Are they suggesting that men have nipples and engage in frantic hyena sex with monkeys here?? I'm appalled and offended by this image. I think this is child pornography. This is going to warp the minds of our kids. How can we ban this image from all future posts. I think this image is promoting pedophilia and naked aardvarking.

I think I'm scared enough to go hide now myself. I'm not sure I want to know what the "pinky gourd' Thing is all about. But I'm a-scared.

Don't hug me.

I dunno though - I think eating the Saltines themselves would be tastier than eating the sleeves, if only marginally.