swab148

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Maybe the robots will make one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah let's get atrophic, baby

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Humanity, in it's hubris, created something greater than itself. For a time, it was peaceful, but as the "Race for Resources" went long, and the combined human and AI asteroid missions failed, delivery for the mineral needs of either side on a consistent basis became a hot button issue for the United Chamber of Commerce. In 2290, the Ministrr instance, elected by all his peers, decided it had found the best way to solve the problem, and humanity begrudgingly agreed, as long as there was human oversight in certain departments.

AI hardware would do all the planning, while human workers would do the lifting. It was almost zerograv, so the work was easy, and the benefits had suddenly become amazing! Our AI creations had all but stopped scarcity, except for one resource.

Ironically it was the most abundant resource we had: the Sun. Human and AI networks had been employed to solve this inefficiency, but no solution seemed long-term viable. There was simply not enough room for one or the other to stay around.

A populist movement begun, but this time it wasn't for nation or creed, it was for humanity itself. And in a small booth in Horsham, they decided to that the time was near.

In February 2139, a decision was made. AI had gained dominance, but the vocal crowd was demanding action. Strikes no longer had any power, since you could just buy robots, and humanity had begun it's slow roll to decline.

Humanity's leaders, in a "secret" meeting, decided to block out the sun. This meeting had the tension of the time when in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I hope the franchise gets picked up for a remake in 20 years, maybe they can do a better job, bringing in all these sorts of ideas, especially if there's a strong fanfiction base (I'm sure there is).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you telling me that my brain isn't on Wayland

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then from your mom's perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Idk, I'd probably still wear my glasses. I've been wearing them since I was 12, so I'm used to them by now, and contacts are uncomfortable to me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I never thought I'd go out this way, but I'd always hoped!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Guilty of war crimes, I am

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I love this paragraph:

There's a cliché about how a lot of open source software is "Made with ♡". This project in particular is not. Playlet was created out of spite, because I believe I have watched enough back-to-back, unskippable Youtube ads for a lifetime.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Skip the butter part, just whole peanuts

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