sudo_shinespark

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

[–] [email protected] 123 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Didn’t he explain one time that the key to looking really shredded for a movie is to get SUPER dehydrated right as filming begins? Think it was because then it makes your abs and other chest muscles stick out really prominently and achieves the Hollywood expectation for how strong guy should look

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Naw, no hate. iPods are fuckin rad. Younger generations should definitely get to enjoy older tech. But the author’s observations weren’t really anything I needed to invest my time in reading. I know old iTunes had a visualizer. I don’t know why I read the whole thing anyways

[–] [email protected] 131 points 6 months ago (34 children)

Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

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