squidman

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just a little bit of corruption, as a treat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Gone in squidxty seconds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not even a blue suit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

We're bringing back the shotgun weddings, boys!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Miscommunication and mismatched expectations. Wish I had brought it up earlier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks, friend.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I fucked up with a woman I really like, so, I did :'(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ful-lee functional!

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